Nicolas Anelka is kidnapped

Chelsea striker bound and gagged by pink-loving woman

First we had the Pink Panther, now it is the turn of the pink Puma. Hotfooting it into the sports stores in the wake of Nike’s Mercurial Rosa is Puma’s very own pink boot.

The very loose plot which allows them to have a topless Anelka and a woman wearing only underwear and boots is that the Chelsea striker has been taken hostage by a terrorist group in favour of men who wear pink. They are recording a ransom video to Big Phil Scolari: make him wear pink boots or we won’t release him.

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