Video: Brazilian player takes a pee on the pitch

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This Brazilian player is brave in more ways than one. Not only does he quite happily whip out his manhood during a match in order to urinate, he also shuns the grass and surrounding wasteland to pee on the only electrical item in the vicinity.

Palmeiras midfielder Jorge Valdivia is the man who flies in the face of public decency and GCSE physics.