Video: USA's Clint Dempsey attempts scorpion goal against Canada

Your not in goal now, Dempsey!

If this had found the net it would be featured in every YouTube football compilation from now until the end of time.

Alas, it didn’t and we will all have forgotten about it by this time tomorrow. Still worth a watch though.

Finding himself ahead of the ball at the back-post, Fulham’s Clint Dempsey fashions an inventive scorpion kick attempt on goal.

The USA star can’t quite find the target though.