OTP Rebounds: Lecce player's bizarre sex scandal, Aston Villa's Ron Vlaar flexes his maths muscles and Dani Alves: hair stylist

Dani Alves reinvents himself as a children’s hair stylist [Dirty Tackle]

A tactical assessment of how Bayern Munich demolished Barcelona [Zonal Marking]

Lecce player Ousmane Dramè offers to pay a prostitute with an iPhone 5, reneges, gets stopped in his tracks by a transvestite [101GG]

Pique channels Travolta [Pies]

Aston Villa defender Ron Vlaar has finished his complicated formula and deduced that his side probably shouldn’t rely on goal difference to keep them up [Caught Offside]